Stop in for a cup of coffee

I got a call one day from "Kathy, from your bank, wanting to confirm some account information". I let her go on and then asked her "where is my bank located"...silence. I called her a no good B**** scammer and she hung up. :D
Now when a scammer gets thru, I answer with, Wow, I was just calling you to tell you about the benefits of solar power!!! Click....