Last one to post in this thread wins!

There has got to be a bad joke in there somewhere, but im gonna pass

I had a buddy call me two weeks ago, right as I was leaving for vacation
He said he found something cool for my duster but wouldn't tell me what it is
He should be by today, so im curious to see what it is (i got my fingers crossed for an 8-71)
Dead serious (no pun intended). Just got an email that we have to wait two more weeks before the shows will open up.