Stop in for a cup of coffee

I am taking a break from fancy schmancy medical training course. My brain is fried. I have been at it a solid five straight hours. It is a blended course part hands on part web based. We all test out in about two weeks. As a firearms instructor we figure if we are going to teach folks how to hurt we best also teach them how to heal. I about howled a bit ago as we had to discuss snake bites. Emphasis on donning your PPE. I am thinking you are addressing a bunch of gun toting relatively expert marksman. Gonna be a dead snake with this crowd as they utilize their PPE!


The Lone Ranger stopped along a trail to take a leak... While he was relieving himself, a rattle snake bit him on the johnson...

He told Tonto to go into town and get a doctor...

Tonto went into town and found a doctor and explained the situation... The doctor said that you have to suck the poison out of the snake bite...

Tonto went back and the Lone Ranger asked Tonto what the doctor said...

Tonto replied, "You're gonna die"....