I guess I’m a Saskatchewan Roughriders fan now.

67autocross said
My brother who lives in Manitoba buys Pilsner...claims his teenage boys never steal any from the shop fridge

Ha! That's what any good Scotsman like myself does when I have guests over!
"Hey can I get you a beer?"
"Sure-what do you have?"
"Pilsner."
"Ah, I'll have a coffee, thanks."