Last one to post in this thread wins!

How come is it everywhere I go, I see more work that I'm going to end up doing?

Just got back from a relatives' house. I can stick my foot under the main center wall, and have my foot on the floor. They also have broken outlets everywhere. Their house is a fire hazzard.

Of course, they didn't tell me till I showed up.

my neighbor across the street asked me if i could fix her AC the other day
so i went over there to have a look-see

i dont think i will be entering her home without making sure my tetanus shots are up to date
i dont think i would be lying, and i might even be kind if i told you her house is filled ankle deep with trash

the lady has got to be in her 80s, and lives by herself
i think she has early onset alzheimers

we talked for a little bit and i think i will be by next week to replace the window unit
(they actually build it into the wall, but it cant be that hard to pull the trim and replace it)