Took a fall damn this hurts, might be X-rays

Get well soon. I saw others "could be worse" posts here. I have one too if you need another.
I'm surprised to hear you got pain pills. I sure can't get some. I told them so long as I stay seated I can keep my pain level around 3. So they say "stay seated". Then they say drive across town to physical therapy. WTF? I also told them my pain level hits 10 before I can finish shaving. Thay stopped short of saying "So grow a bread" LOL
Anyway... How to take those pain pills... Omeprazole. Takes about 3 days to get it in your system and working good. A few Tums helps. I have stomach ulcers so I take omeprazole every day anyway. I have for many years annnnd that likely where the stage 2 kidney failure comes from. You'll still get the typical constipation from the pain pills. Little Debbie oatmeal cakes or some source of fiber helps with that.
I'm getting my pain relief from Crown Royal. If not for the omeprazole I couldn't do that either. I just this minute though about what the Crown is doing to my kidneys. Ooooooh well,
Its too hot to do a lot now so just take it easy, get well by better weather. Notice I didn't say the f word, "fall"?