PLEASE ! tell your kids to slow down..

A bit of a graphic mental image, no pics for obvious reasons.

My friend who used to be a cop, saw a motorcycle accident where a guy and his girlfriend were running from another cop. It ended with her dazed in a field, and the drivers spine stuck to the telephone pole he hit. She bounced off of him and tumbled pretty far into the field. His parts followed her "around" the poll. She used him as a cushion.