2020

I broke something once. A record for the 100 yard dash in my highschool,lol. Hyup, I was flash after that. I didn't train for it either. I was just born fast.
My third and last kid, a son, he was also born fast. It was 20 minutes from the first contraction to his first breath. I just made it to the hospital.
We get there; I say make way; baby will be here in a couple of minutes.
The nurse says yeah we'll call the doctor...
AJ says, forget it, suit up!
Nurse rolls eyes.
In about 3 minutes, there's a chitload of activity, and another 6 minutes, out pops Davey-Boy; about 9 minutes after we get there.
AJ says I told you so.
Doctor showed up a long time later.
All my kids came fast, each one faster than the last. After Davy, I figured for the next one I'd have to take some midwife training; no thanks.....
I started wearing a hat.
Watch more TV.