Last one to post in this thread wins!

Fred Scigliano said
I'm 5'6" and a 140 lbs soken wet. but I am doing a good job enlarging my belly but can still see my toes. lol

I used to work with a lady whose bellies were so large she couldn't see her toes (and I couldn't see her eyes)
More then once, she showed up to work wearing 2 different shoes