I accidentally stumbled into the coffee-shop yesterday morning at coffee time. There were eight elderly long-ago retired locals in there. They called me over to announce that, collectively, I was the best garbage man this town ever had.
Let that stew for a few seconds.
When it comes to trash;
I'm in a class all by myself,
the cream has risen to the top,
I am a winner!
Yippee ca-yay!
I put my arms around the old bird and rubbed my stink on her. winner!
