Mummy mummy jokes

  1. Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?
    Shut up and eat your meat loaf.
  2. Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?
    Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.
  3. Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sisters guts.
    Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.