Mummy mummy jokes
- Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?
Shut up and eat your meat loaf.
- Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?
Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.
- Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sisters guts.
Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.