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I hope I didn't make @Stephen Hotz feel bad for being a cute guy.

Maybe now he agrees with my last ex boyfriend, the one who called me a "hard *** *****" lol
Nope I'm good. That was the only car that I owned that I wish I had never owned. It is the only one I ever thought of as only transportation.
 
Otherwise I can remember all the others I have owned. Hell even the 86 Toyota Tercel 4 door hatch, very rare as I have only ever seen 2 door models before, was fun.
 
Really starting to reconsider the whole no rotisserie thing
 
Nothing wrong with a hard ***!


What about a lard ***????

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I got a delivery of three packages late today... I brought them in and set them aside...

I look at the one with "simlac" on it and see it's for the neighbor down the street... So I walk it down and give it to him...


When I get home I look closely at the two other boxes that they dropped off and neither one is for me.... WTF??? :wtf:

I call their number and the robo voice wants some shipping numbers or something like that... I don't have them in front of me... I get pissed and tell them to go f*ck themselves and replace the packages that they didn't deliver to their proper customers... :icon_fU:

How much work do they expect me to do to fix their mistake???? I already delivered one package for them, if they want me to deliver the rest, I need medical, dental, vision, and 401k.... :steering:
 
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I wonder if they had a package for me and delivered it to one of the other addresses...
 
I got a delivery of three packages late today... I brought them in and set them aside...

I look at the one with "simlac" on it and see it's for the neighbor down the street... So I walk it down and give it to him...


When I get home I look closely at the two other boxes that they dropped off and neither one is for me.... WTF??? :wtf:

I call their number and the robo voice wants some shipping numbers or something like that... I get pissed and tell them to go f*ck themselves and replace the packages that they didn't deliver to their proper customers... :icon_fU:

How much work do they expect me to do to fix their mistake???? I already delivered one package for them, if they want me to deliver the rest, I need medical, dental, vision, and 401k.... :steering:
And they wonder why the postal service is fubar
 
Yeah, but this was FedEx...

And of the three boxes that they delivered, none of them was for me... :wtf:
Have had wrong deliveries to us and our stuff going to others in the area in past year by Fudex. Last week they stopped out front snd left without dropping anything. Got a call from someone in area 10 minutes later that they got our package and had just given back to driver. While my wife was still on phone, they came back with it. Lol
 
Well, I'm not feeling good tonight... Headache and fever.... Took a Tylenol for it and it's getting my temperature down, but my head is still cloudy... Time for some sleep if I can get any...
 
And think of all the cars i have had my hands on. To qualify as a journeman mechanic, 9,000 hours had to be documented before i could challenge exam. I had 12,000 hours logged by the time i wrote the test.
And some guy calls who’s car i worked on 3 years expects me to remember what he drives...
 
I got a delivery of three packages late today... I brought them in and set them aside...

I look at the one with "simlac" on it and see it's for the neighbor down the street... So I walk it down and give it to him...




When I get home I look closely at the two other boxes that they dropped off and neither one is for me.... WTF??? :wtf:

I call their number and the robo voice wants some shipping numbers or something like that... I don't have them in front of me... I get pissed and tell them to go f*ck themselves and replace the packages that they didn't deliver to their proper customers... :icon_fU:

How much work do they expect me to do to fix their mistake???? I already delivered one package for them, if they want me to deliver the rest, I need medical, dental, vision, and 401k.... :steering:

You'll just be a "subcontractor" like Uber, Lyft, Grubhub. That way the freight peoples get the $ and have zero responsibility for anything that may happen to you during your time on their clock.
 
"I've slept since then" is my usual response to such :lol:

And think of all the cars i have had my hands on. To qualify as a journeman mechanic, 9,000 hours had to be documented before i could challenge exam. I had 12,000 hours logged by the time i wrote the test.
And some guy calls who’s car i worked on 3 years expects me to remember what he drives...
 
Men are so cute even when they don't pay attention. I have yet to meet a man who doesn't forget ****, like he was sleeping when stuff was happening.

I bought a 4 speed from a cute guy and he said it came out of an E body. I asked exactly what kind of car was it and i got " I don't remember "
I said, well did you at least look at the car??

Still cute how men are
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Heard a good one this morning, a useful quote.
“Creating a solution for a problem that doesen’t exist.”

that should be the motto for new car manufacturers.
 
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