Wife & I have a tin condo in an ocean front campground in Myrtle Beach. When I go down to the beach in the morning to set up our umbrellas and chairs, I use the level on my Iphone to get the umbrella poles straight. Some dude came up and asked me WTH was I doing with the phone a while back. I didn't like his tone, so I told him my phone was linked to a NASA satellite, and it could tell the straightness of my umbrella pole within 1/64th of an inch from 72 miles in space. He just looks at me all dumbfounded, without anything to say. I raised the phone up and acted like I snapped his pic, and told him the FBI also uses the same satellite for surveillance. He just slowly walked away!
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