The Dumbest Thing I've Ever Done

The Dumbest Thing I’ve Ever Done



Today… I did something dumb,

Okay, well, the dumbest thing I’ve ever done.



The price of gas and groceries keep on rising,

But in this day and age, I guess it’s not surprising.



With the virus still around, been in my house for months,

And with winter on the way, I’ll be here months more.



Some may call it cabin fever, but now it’s cabin crazy.

I’ve lost muscle mass, hell, you could say I’ve gotten lazy.



What used to be a fun day driving in the country,

Is now another dismal day, of cigarettes and laundry.



Used to drive my Duster all over the land,

Each day was worth living, damn near grand.



Now with the passage of time,

My life on hold, and I’m supposed to be in my prime -



I couldn’t help it.

I needed the cash,

I wanted to have enough money to play with,

and some to stash.

But now I regret my rash decision,

I wish I could reverse it, like a revision.



But I can’t. My heart feels like lead.

Today I traded my Mopar, for a Moped!