Nicely equipped, low mileage model

I look at it this way. I'm 64.5 years old. By time I got tired of it I would be dead.
Wow, I got tired of a bitches **** by the morning after. One time I wound up at a bitches house and when I woke up first I was praying my car was outside so I could sneak out without waking the beast up! No such luck! You must plan on dieing soon? I hope you had enough time to read this.