1964 Valiant "Get Runnin & Drivin"

Drove Vixen up on ramps today and slid under to inspect everything. I've driven her a good little bit since the job and the oil pan is slap dry as a bone. no dampness anywhere. Nothing around the timing cover seal or rear main seal. Nothing. Almost made my little pecker get hard.
I was good till the last sentence. Because of that I could not like, agree or thanks without making **** weird. lol