What's the weirdest thing you've found in a car?

When I got my 72 Duster, the trunk was lined in the ugliest blue shag carpet (and by this point, the crustiest) and then inside there were a few golf balls and some great 1970s-80s coupon books. The car was basically dd until 1985ish then basically sat until 2015ish so when I got it so it was almost a time capsule.