What's the weirdest thing you've found in a car?

Found a little pipe under the seat of my friends Econoline, 3 on the tree. We got rolled up on by 4 police cars when we were 'waiting' for some girls we met to come back out of their house. I guess the mom called the cops on us....so we get pulled out of my 65 Barracuda that we bought about a week prior and the cops find a little bottle of tape head cleaner, ie. isopropyl alcohol in the glove compartment. He's like "what the hell is this?" I said it looks like tape head cleaner..says it on the bottle? He tried to tell me it was alcohol none the less (scare tactic) and he was gonna haul me in for under aged drinking! I gathered up all I could and looked him straight in the eye and told him a whopper: "My Dad is a lawyer and he'll have your badge..." The cop stopped, threw the bottle back in the car and told us to beat it. "Yes sir!"