If a Nova wasn't bad enough......

My friend tells the story of when he was working at a repair shop, an MG came into the shop on a hook. The female owner explained that she had checked the oil, and topped it off, and then it wouldn't start.



My friend drained 19 quarts of oil out of a 1600 four banger. She filled it to the bottom of the oil plug.

I owned a '72 MGB for one year, a long time ago... in all fairness, that is not a completely unreasonable amount of oil to add, given how fast it leaks out :p