what is the weirdest thing your dog/cat dragged home?

i remember one time being out mowing the lawn, and running over a gardner snake
because of the curse, snakes go pretty low to the ground, and so it got scuffed up by the blades, but not killed

about 30 minutes later, i was back inside and the cat came in with that same snake...trying to take credit for it


My dad kept trying to catch a mouse in our kitchen... The dam mouse kept setting off the traps and stealing the bait...

Then one day when my dad woke up and went to let the cat up from the basement, there was the cat laying at the bottom of the steps with a dead mouse between its front legs... (the cat had a huge grin on his face...)

After that, the mouse traps were not set off and bait stolen any more....

That mouse could fool a trap, but not our cat Lucky... Lucky was a good mouse and snake catcher... He slept in the basement every night - you don't infringe on his domain when you are a mouse or snake, or you were a goner...

Lucky was a long fur black cat with green eyes... The stereotypical Halloween cat...