Trying to come to a number

Grammar police strikes again!!!!!! They used to burn my *** till I won the lottery and hired this good looking gal to come in and write all my internet chit!!!!!
I was going to give each active member her $15,853 out of my extra lottery winnings, (less the grammar cops), but I hired a really, really, really good secretary. And then there was that expensive divorce!!
Yes it is true, the coma helps sometimes.