HACKSAW : One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle... It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.
To think I've always thought that I was the only one, thank you for confirming that I am not alone.
I also concur that every one of those is a completely accurate description, however I am equally sure that most of us could add another one or two.
