Arizona Bikers

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Arizona bikers were riding South on the US-93 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Hoover Dam Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't wan...t to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering
kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even
the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
 
Truck driver came into a roadside cafe, sat down, ordered a nice steak dinner.

Bunch of bikers came in, the "big" one went over to the truck driver and said, "You are in my seat."

"Ok, fine, "I'll move." Truck driver started to pick up his plate,

The big biker says "No, that's my dinner."

So the trucker didn't say anything else, just turned around and went right out the door.

So the big biker is eating his steak dinner, and turns to the guy next to him, and says, "that trucker wasn't much of a fighter, was he?"

"No", said the second guy. "And he wasn't much of a truck driver, either. he ran over several of those bikes parked out front as he was leaving"
 
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