10 reasons cars are better than men

King Solomon had 700 wives and concubines besides. That is more persons than live in my town. You know why Solomon had so many women? I'll tell ya; cuz the odds are astronomically against them all having a headache on the same evening.
I told my wife; I'm just like Solomon, in fact all men are; we just don't have the wherewithal to support so many women; and the law of the land limits us to just one wife. So you're it. I asked her; Yaknow; it is written; "therefore does a man leave his mother and father, and cleave to his wife"; what do you suppose this " therefore" is?
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Hmmmm... Concubine, I had to look that up.

Now... Where can I get some ?