Cuz it's a trick question,
like;
does this dress make me look fat.....
In 43 years of wedded bliss; two things I have learned;
wives are devious beyond understanding,and
they never loose a battle.
So I stay in my corner of the rooftop, and let her fuss and fume to her hearts content, and I only have to hear "you never listen to me", instead of having to deal countless times hearing about the time I called her a fatazz which I would never do. I mean 200 pounds ain't fat is it? I mean not in my mirror; I look great!
