HELP: Headlight switch triggering STARTER!!!

LOL used to joke about stuff like that. I'm sure you know of the comic foxworthy and "you might be a rednick if." I used to think up nonsense about "running way too much power" (on ham radio.) Stuff like, "If you key up your handheld radio, and the antenna glows red, you could be running way too much power

One night Kevin in Spokane came on and I said "Kev how power you running?"

"Why am I loud?"

I said "the water level in the toilet is going up and down."