So a customer calls me on the phone....

^^Some of you know I like to screw with old OMC outboards.^^

This is mostly because when I was a kid, my Dad worked for our small-town NAPA store. The owner also held the Johnson outboard franchise, and Dad was in part the mechanic for them. One day he told me,

"Always charge every penny a job is worth, and then you can afford to stand there and listen to them *****."