So a customer calls me on the phone....

It seems there aren't many "parts" guys anymore, just folks who read questions off a computer.

several years ago my Dakota needed wiper blades, so when I was in town I stopped at Advance Auto. I told the kid I needed a set of wiper blades for a 93 Dakota. He types for a few seconds and asks "two wheel drive or four? I laughed and told him the wipers didn't know the difference.