Marrying a Canadian Girl

I have never seen a 250# Canadian girl.
But, a 50yr old ok yeah, but that ain't a "girl" anymore; that be a woman, a whoa-man!, or a woe-is-me-man.
It's hard to tell how heavy a woman is cuz lady-fat is like all marshmallowy. It takes up space but there ain't much heft to it....... she can be pretty big, but not yet 200#..... from what I have seen,lol.
By contrast, man-fat seems to be brutally hard and heavy; you only need a lil of it to see it on the scale. And by the time you gotta use the next notch on the ol' belt , it'll take a year or more to get rid of. Getting to 200# is pretty easy for a man.....just takes a lil sitting around, from what I have seen, lol.