Stop in for a cup of coffee

"Windy as all ****" Can you describe that further? How is **** windy?
Out here in rural Colorado in the dust cloud could be fecal matter so it's best to close your mouth.

I live in proximity to chicken ****, cow ****, donkey ****, duck ****, bullshit, cat ****, and who knows what else. So yes, when the wind kicks up like it did today and shakes the car and makes a huge dust cloud, I wouldn't trust it.