Stop in for a cup of coffee

Out here in rural Colorado in the dust cloud could be fecal matter so it's best to close your mouth.

I live in proximity to chicken ****, cow ****, donkey ****, duck ****, bullshit, cat ****, and who knows what else. So yes, when the wind kicks up like it did today and shakes the car and makes a huge dust cloud, I wouldn't trust it.

Yeah, we have farm property all around us, too. I've never thought of it bein "windy as ****" though. Sounds like a bad bout with some infected tacos.