Marrying a Canadian Girl

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I have never seen a 250# Canadian girl.
But, a 50yr old ok yeah, but that ain't a "girl" anymore; that be a woman, a whoa-man!, or a woe-is-me-man.
It's hard to tell how heavy a woman is cuz lady-fat is like all marshmallowy. It takes up space but there ain't much heft to it....... she can be pretty big, but not yet 200#..... from what I have seen,lol.
By contrast, man-fat seems to be brutally hard and heavy; you only need a lil of it to see it on the scale. And by the time you gotta use the next notch on the ol' belt , it'll take a year or more to get rid of. Getting to 200# is pretty easy for a man.....just takes a lil sitting around, from what I have seen, lol.
 
A million years ago, a woman from TO wanted to marry me, as things weren’t going to well north of the border. Then she found out I was a truck driver, never saw her again, too bad, she was good looking.
 
DustyDuster said:
A million years ago, a woman from TO wanted to marry me, as things weren’t going to well north of the border. Then she found out I was a truck driver, never saw her again, too bad, she was good looking.
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Yeah.....legend has it that every single one of em look exactly like Shania Twain!

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I will say this, while we were walking by an Esso station, there was a Torino 428 just sitting in the yard. Not sure on Ford years, but thinking 1969.
 
The Ford fanatic says there were 7 made, oh for the WABAC machine. Oh to find her again
 
AJ/FormS said:
I have never seen a 250# Canadian girl.
But, a 50yr old ok yeah, but that ain't a "girl" anymore; that be a woman, a whoa-man!, or a woe-is-me-man.
It's hard to tell how heavy a woman is cuz lady-fat is like all marshmallowy. It takes up space but there ain't much heft to it....... she can be pretty big, but not yet 200#..... from what I have seen,lol.
By contrast, man-fat seems to be brutally hard and heavy; you only need a lil of it to see it on the scale. And by the time you gotta use the next notch on the ol' belt , it'll take a year or more to get rid of. Getting to 200# is pretty easy for a man.....just takes a lil sitting around, from what I have seen, lol.
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Nice of you to give such thought on the matter, now I don’t have to
 
512Stroker said:
You Guy's do know that it was a joke - right?
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Like I said more cushion for the pushin and if we all liked the same cars and women............ i don’t really like it when they turn sideways and the disappear. So it’s all good by me.
 
Ahoey said:
Like I said more cushion for the pushin and if we all liked the same cars and women............ i don’t really like it when they turn sideways and the disappear. So it’s all good by me.
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Speed is ok but I like a bit of comfort too. If it take more than two revolutions to roll off her then that's too big.
 
Ah, what the hell, the sun was oot, and it had been a good race, can you ask for more than that?
 
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DustyDuster said:
Ah, what the hell, the sun was oot, and it had been a good race, can you ask for more than that?
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No not much. Meat in freezer good women health two toys shop full tools couple bucks what else you need

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