Be Careful

You guys are not eating the right foods. Or not eating at the right times. Or just eating too dang much.
Here I'll make it easier for you; just send me 20 bucks each, every day, and all your beer money. Your problems will be a thing of the past, and you'll lose weight and get healthier too.
And I'll start a college fund for my grandkids...... after I pay off the mortgage.
That's a triple win, quadruple, if your wife likes the new you.