In my younger years I was a little on the rough side, and even sported a Mohawk for a while
One day I'm sitting in a bar, drinking, and this order guy keeps staring me down so I finally say "what, you never did anything stupid when you were younger?"
Without skipping a beat, the old guy said
Sure, in fact, I once got so waisted I made out with a chicken, and I was just wondering if you could be my son
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