stuff you're doing while at home

Well in Doc Holiday fashion with three Old Fashioned's down my wife, sitting in the back patio sipping wine, gives the armadillo shout. My Smith M63 22 RF and I headed out back. With a flashlight in my left hand and the Smith in my right it ran away and took a bullet in the azz. He/she turned "charging" and took one in the forehead. Clean up tomorrow morning...