Magnet head

So I have a theory that your eyes are actually magnetic and your hair is an attractant to non magnetic debris.

I find it odd that everytime i crawl under a car, even when it seems clean and clear enough..... all the grease chunks, random rust flakes, and metallic debris goes straight for my eyes. My hair seems to find and collect all the unseen dried thorny plant remnants, leaves, and grease chunks.

Hmmmm what is with that.

One piece of advice though...... close your mouth when crawling under vehicles.