Stop in for a cup of coffee
As most on here know I am not afraid to sip an adult beverage or two. And in like manner I enjoy a good tussle with my hound Hemi. So in my infinite wisdom the two collided tonight, literally. Now she is by no means the largest strongest dog out there by any stretch. But, she is in fact a svelte 100 pounds of bonafide tug a war partner. So we are playing a serious game of tug (que Karl) and we are at eye level in a total contest of wills. The rope is taught as a bow string, I am pulling hard, death grip on knotted rope, she is butt low and in 4 wheel drive pulling hard. Just when I think I own her, she just plain let’s go. No way to save it I flatten my beak with my own fist as the knot in the rope ricochets off my fore head. Knocks me senseless. I quickly look around thru watery eyes to ensure wife did not witness my brilliance. Not sure if a dog can grin or not but I swear Hemi was grinning at me. I got back in chair done for the evening.I think she may still be smirking.
As most on here know I am not afraid to sip an adult beverage or two. And in like manner I enjoy a good tussle with my hound Hemi. So in my infinite wisdom the two collided tonight, literally. Now she is by no means the largest strongest dog out there by any stretch. But, she is in fact a svelte 100 pounds of bonafide tug a war partner. So we are playing a serious game of tug (que Karl) and we are at eye level in a total contest of wills. The rope is taught as a bow string, I am pulling hard, death grip on knotted rope, she is butt low and in 4 wheel drive pulling hard. Just when I think I own her, she just plain let’s go. No way to save it I flatten my beak with my own fist as the knot in the rope ricochets off my fore head. Knocks me senseless. I quickly look around thru watery eyes to ensure wife did not witness my brilliance. Not sure if a dog can grin or not but I swear Hemi was grinning at me. I got back in chair done for the evening.I think she may still be smirking.
