Bumper Stickers

My fav is on a 4 lane hwy the person is following so close their looking at your tonsils. I gradually slow till they pull out to pass an gradually accelerate. Sucked one guy up a buck 35 Kms 80 mph. We were side by each he looked at me I pointed at the dash then he was in my rear view mirror. LOL

Yeah I could count this guy's nose hairs he was so close. When I pulled off the exit ramp I could see him literally pulling his hair out. I did it because he was flinging garbage out and it was flying past me.