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Yeah I could count this guy's nose hairs he was so close. When I pulled off the exit ramp I could see him literally pulling his hair out. I did it because he was flinging garbage out and it was flying past me.
That’s another pev I have people who eat sunflower seeds and spit hulls out window I don’t want your slobber all over my car. What would they say if I hung a rat and pissed out the window in front of them. I’d probably get a ticket not them.