Can I help you???

Well, at least you got to stare at her behind for a bit.
I like to stare at my wife's chest; I mean what husband doesn't. She hate's that.
But I say to her;
Honey; in the whole World,
millions and millions of women in it,
Biblically speaking,
yours is the only one I can legally stare at,
come on, work with me just a lil, willya.....
Sad Day when you gotta sneak a peak at your Misses' melons.
TRUE!!!