Moparts web site SUCKS!!!!!

Another member and I went to the Moparts tent at Carlisle where he and his son were at. We introduced our selves and stated that we had been members for over 10 years. He didn't have any interest in us or our cars and basically couldn't stop talking about himself. We just turned and walked way.
Thanks.
So, is he short, tall, fat or skinny? Old, young, feeble or able-bodied? Clean cut, hippie, bald or well groomed?