Ladies, girls, and semi-gurls, PLEASE stop with the painted eyebrows

I don't remember him. In the "old days" I never had cable except here and there I had a roomate for awhile. I SHOULD write a book on THAT!!. Anyway since there were two, and more money, we'd get cable for awhile. Of course back then was "all" the TV preachers. I can't name them anymore. Anyhow one night one of them was giving their usual "hawk" for money, so I called up the 800 number and got out my sorrowful voice, and told them something like,

"Ya know, I've given a lot of money to you good people over the years, but now I'm in real trouble and I SURE COULD USE SOME OF IT BACK"

The back pedaling, the double talk, the ??? was intense. My roomie was rolling on the floor laughing in pain!!!