I got what looked like it was once a nice blue Mopar M t-shirt in my mailbox.
Too bad it got run over by and wrapped up in the mail truck suspension before being taped up hastily and delivered to me.
It had a quarter sized hole through the front and back right on the logo and some giant grease stains all over it.
I took it to the post office to complain; but needless to say, they weren't too much help.
Disappointed and disgusted, I tossed it in the trash right there in front of them.
Thanks anyways Santa.
But I prefer to put holes and stains on my mopar shirts while wearing them. Maybe try the chimney next time instead of the USPS?
