What is your Royal Title?

nope
its cheese pizza
you oughta see the way the girls at the vet look at me when we check in

(its actually Chispita, which is of course spanish for "little spark" but i only speak english and dutch to the cat, so i transliterated it to cheese pizza)

and technically it my mother in laws cat but apparently, getting her a pet is like getting the kids one, guess who end up taking care if it?
That's funny. Love it.