Last one to post in this thread wins!

My favorite coat takes me 2 years to destroy one.
Locked my self out of my garage the other day and need to go get a new door handle after ripping the old one off.
My right elbow is sticking out so its time. lol 25 years ago I was too drunk to get in my house when I was dropped off and broke the door down with a sledge. The neighbors avoided for awhile after that. lol