One of my previous jobs, I used to be a machine operator, and I rocked it
I was like the machine whisperer, I was soo good at it
I got those machines singing l, running so smooth I could put them in "auto" and simply box parts
In fact, I could kick my feet up, drink a cup of coffee, full boxes and watch movies on my blackberry (hows that for a time stamp?) And still make a day and a half qouta in a day
So I did
Untill someone ratted me out, and the bosses told me the 'berry had to go
