The blind man

-
I was at Wal Mart the other day, and a blind dude came in with his seeing eye dog. He got down into the middle of the main aisle, and picked his German Shepherd up by the back legs and started slinging him around and around in a circle over his head! The Wal Mart manager immediately ran over and asked "SIR! Is everything ok? Can I help you?" Guy says "No thanks, and everything is fine......I'm just looking around." :eek:

:rofl:
 
Blind man...
Blind Man.jpg
 
A blind man was walking past a fish shop. He says "Morning ladies".
I have a couple of questions I’ve been pondering. Maybe you can help me out.
Why is the house on the church yard that the priest or minister live in called a rectory??? Also why is a fancy drink in a lounge called a cocktail??? Hmmmm
 
I have a couple of questions I’ve been pondering. Maybe you can help me out.
Why is the house on the church yard that the priest or minister live in called a rectory??? Also why is a fancy drink in a lounge called a cocktail??? Hmmmm
Why is it when we care about something we give a **** yet we go to the can we take a ****???
 
Our daughter is deaf and here's a great example of deaf humour. It's the sign for milk. Now... move your hand horizontally past your eyes while using that sign.
That's past your eyes milk. LOL
 
Last edited:
Our daughter is deaf and here's a great example of deaf humour. It's the sign for milk. Now... move your hand horizontally past your eyes while using that sign.
That's past your eyes. LOL



silly question, but why is there audio with that video?
 
silly question, but why is there audio with that video?
So hearing people can learn ASL (American Sign Language) It's a beautiful language when you watch it. When my daughter was married the whole ceremony was done in sign with an interpreter. I'm glad the terp was there because she signs so fast we can't keep up. Her two kids and learning sign as well. They aren't deaf and although my daughter is profound she reads lips really well and we talk to her on facetime or FB messenger all the time
 
-
Back
Top