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I have a couple of questions I’ve been pondering. Maybe you can help me out.A blind man was walking past a fish shop. He says "Morning ladies".
Why is it when we care about something we give a **** yet we go to the can we take a ****???I have a couple of questions I’ve been pondering. Maybe you can help me out.
Why is the house on the church yard that the priest or minister live in called a rectory??? Also why is a fancy drink in a lounge called a cocktail??? Hmmmm
Why don’t seagulls live by the bay?
Because they would be bagels.
Why do hippies use psychedelic toilet paper? To get in the grooveWhy couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
He was too far out.
He's the new spokesman for PS5. It's his favorite toy.Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?
Neither has he.
Our daughter is deaf and here's a great example of deaf humour. It's the sign for milk. Now... move your hand horizontally past your eyes while using that sign.
That's past your eyes. LOL
I showed that to a deaf guy I worked with. He almost fell off the forklift laughing.Took a sec LOL
Our daughter is deaf and here's a great example of deaf humour. It's the sign for milk. Now... move your hand horizontally past your eyes while using that sign.
That's past your eyes. LOL
So hearing people can learn ASL (American Sign Language) It's a beautiful language when you watch it. When my daughter was married the whole ceremony was done in sign with an interpreter. I'm glad the terp was there because she signs so fast we can't keep up. Her two kids and learning sign as well. They aren't deaf and although my daughter is profound she reads lips really well and we talk to her on facetime or FB messenger all the timesilly question, but why is there audio with that video?