Last one to post in this thread wins!

I used to hang around this crazy Dutchman. He hadn't been in Canada very long so he decided to go to class and learn English. The teacher asked a question to a guy in the class and the answer he gave wasn't right so John stands up and says "Oh **** no, that's not right". The place broke up. John was a mechanic and picked up swear words from his buddies there. We were all splitting a gut when he told us that story.