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What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
Stu
My kid phoned his aunt didn’t tell her who he was. He asked for Mr piddyiot. She said no not here you got wrong number. The kid got persistent kept her on phone asking for Mr piddiot. When he got her right rilled up he said so Stu is not there she yells in phone there’s no piddyiot and no Stu there’s no Stu Piddyiot here and slams phone down. Oh this was on speaker phone the rest of us just cracked up. He called he back and apologized